skate poems

i know you want my board
i know you hate my guts
i know you think your lord
but dont you know pig im nuts

 


i skate up main
i skate downtown
we dont give a fuck

Fruity boots,
Yea, it's what they wear.
Think they're better than us,
We don't care.
When we're around, 
We'll watch them fall.
They're not much better than us,
After all.
We could stick some wheels on our shoes too, 
But then we'd be fagets just like you.
Maybe We'll give up skating,
And listen to Jethrol Tull.
But, personally, 
We'd rather bash in their skulls.
When they mess up or don't land a trick,
We'll beat in their heads and cut off their dicks.
We'll get out our boards and hunt them down,
When we get them, we'll beat them in the ground.
Sure, they can do more,
Yea, but to watch is a bore.
We'd rather stick our thumbs up our asses,
Than watch those fags in action.
Sure, they can slip up and down poles,
But when they fall, here come the brawls.
We'll take our boards, 
And we'll knock them in their heads.
Fuck, we won't stop until they're all dead.
When we're done,
We'll throw you in a ditch.
We'll strike a match,
And burn you, Bitch.
After they're ashes,
And nothing but.
We will once again be kings,
But we'll still live in huts.
Thank you all,
For listening in.
If you're a fruity booter,
I'll fuck up your chin!

Drink a fifth, 
Smoke a bowl
We are skaters and we got class
Mess with us we'll kick your ass
And to all the bladers that think they're cool
think again, 
SKATERS RULE!

 

Drink a fifth, 
Smoke a bowl
We are skaters and we got class
Mess with us we'll kick your ass
And to all the bladers that think they're cool
think again, 
SKATERS RULE!  

 


               SK8BOARD NÃO É CRIME
               Skatebard is not crime
               SK8BOARD É VIDA
               Skateboard is life  

I hear the phone ring but I cannot linger look out butt here comes my finger  

yo yo yo for all those people that dont like skating i have 3 words for them suck my dick
 cause i can do more tricks in my blades than u in u'r board   
Oh to skate is a wonderful thing,
but if you can't
you might as well scream
Theres no point in dresses like us
your a loser kinda of a poser
your some hoser you got his moser in the forer bye!

rollerbladersi hate because i skate and i think  they need to leave the state... but come to think
of it they should fall off the face of the earth
and take their blades with them. 

 


          Boarding's Cool
        But Posers are Fools
     They ruin skating for everyone
       They think they're dope, 
but thats just what they're smokin'
'cause they pull a trick 
that really sucks dick
and everyone thinks they're jokin.


skateing kicks, bladers are pricks, they can suck our dicks.

 


skateing kicks.
 and i hate those pricks.
you know those bladers.
there the sorry example of skaters.

 

I skate...
and losers are what I hate.
I skate around all day,
'Be careful!' is what they say,
But I say 'Get out of my way!'
 

I skate,
untill mum says its very late,
so I come in,
and drink Jin,

I blade, 
Then I got tied to a pole while people beat the shit out of me.

 


THere I waz, 
smokin ma dope,
Readin ma porn,
And skatin.

 


I was a little skateboard, 
I would skate around all day,
Then I met sum bladers, 
I thought I'd make them pay,

I got ma Shortys deck,
And ma destucto trucks,
Then I walked over to them .....
and beat the livin piss out off them.

HAHAHAHA